The Lion......

[Moviemaniac4]

A hunter goes in the jungle while suddendly he face a BIG lion. He realized that he is out of ammunition.
While the Lion is getting closer and closer, he closes the eyes:

- Hunter: "God, please help your servant"

When he opens the eyes, he watchs as the Lion gets on his knees, also closing the eyes"

- Hunter: "I am SAVED !!!!"
- Lion: "SHUT UP !!!! Don't you see I am blessing my DINNER !!!"

[madadman]

B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

[Moviemaniac4]

Originally posted by madadman:
B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shut up and make me a figure's BASE

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Darkest Angel]

Originally posted by madadman:
B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...growr?

[The Mighty Wolf]

Originally posted by madadman:
B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But... but, they did in the Lion King! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[madadman]

Originally posted by Chosen One:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by madadman:
B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But... but, they did in the Lion King! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah... but you see... um... uh.... [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

[madadman]

Originally posted by MM4:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by madadman:
B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shut up and make me a figure's BASE

[img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]eek.gif[/img]


OK. What would you like. I need a project. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Andyman]

I heard a lion hum once.

[Moviemaniac4]

Originally posted by madadman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by madadman:
B-but... lions can't talk. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shut up and make me a figure's BASE

[img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]eek.gif[/img]


OK. What would you like. I need a project. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Can you fix my house ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[madadman]

If your house is about... oh, say... 24 square inches. Sure! [img]wink.gif[/img]